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Superman Demotivational Poster

SUPER RETARD - Because sometimes just being a regular Retard isn't enough.

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Rating: 2/5

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THEBRAT - June 24, 2011, 10:47 am
There are so much pics to chose from, this one, would not have been any choice of mine...
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:04 am
Mods are flexible in approvals... as we know that our sense of humor doesn't match everyone else's. As you look through posters here, you'll realize that we allow a wide spectrum... as, awful or offensive to one may be funny to another.
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 3:02 am
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 3:01 am
Well my point is, if this is beyond the taste of this forum why was it approved? Seems approval of submitions is pretty much subjective based on the tastes of the Mod
agdaniele - December 2, 2009, 2:52 am
So the moderators are to blame?
Xopster - December 2, 2009, 2:48 am
Im not the moderator that approved this shit.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:29 pm
The others,(GS and Aggie) Make some good points also. The bowl cut poster is a little simple for my taste, As are your other posters. One is a tunnel, you might wanna watch that.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 9:24 pm
I was actuall commenting on your comment and your use of a poster to attack a real world person who we don't know. We don't know Debbie Stevens. She doesn't exist to us.
agdaniele - December 1, 2009, 9:19 pm
Now, had you put this title and caption under your avatar, I'd have given it a 5L.
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:24 pm
on the contrary, it Motivated me enough to comment.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 8:20 pm
Do you feel demotivated? yes!? SUCCESS!!!
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 8:17 pm
Handicapped/challenged, what ever you want to call the disability is cool. they live and deal with it the every day best they can. Making fun of them at their expense isn't cool. It's bullying, and if you didn't know that, that makes you, the disabled one
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 7:46 pm
Cool is all in the eye of the beholder. check ou tmy cool bowl cut!
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 6:56 pm
Dude.....not cool.
Xopster - December 1, 2009, 6:51 pm
ha hah retards are funny just ask Debbie Stevens at Remax Results Realtor

JEALOUSY - It takes advantage of the best of us

SUPER RETARD - He has the strength of regular superman on steroids and meth ... and the brains too.

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Rating: 2.1/5

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Fuckyous - July 16, 2013, 5:36 pm
That's so not nice yous have no hearts

SUPERGIRL - Admit it. You'd burn down your own house Just to see those golden locks fly in and save you

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Rating: 4.45/5

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ryedinc - July 13, 2013, 9:06 pm
Lol, that's Enji Night, a Cosplayer. o.o
vilnius - September 21, 2012, 6:21 pm
that's a wig
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:51 am
Weatherlawyer - January 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
Wot you can't spell fank you so you cheat and it upsets a mod an... ah fank it!
Luidavinci - December 16, 2011, 10:31 am
So, who is the model? Great poster! She's gorgeous.
rerun - November 24, 2011, 8:29 am

Kwaru, this is a satire site & comments like yours are not acceptable. One more and you are out. I hope this is very clear to you.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:56 am
I tried to look it up. Didn't find anything on it.
Kwaru - November 24, 2011, 2:50 am
Fuck you.
Maddness - November 21, 2011, 4:31 pm
oh god but imagine the s*x it would be dangerous... you would die from a crushed pelvis...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 21, 2011, 4:05 pm
That's a dude. look it up, his name is Kevin.
Cyberhagen - November 21, 2011, 2:37 pm
WOW - she's cute! I mean, really cute. In a serious way.
Hellraizer - November 21, 2011, 6:51 am
I definitely would... Anytime :)

SOCIAL NETWORKING - The risks are more manifold than you would expect. Not only being Spied on the whole time, your laboriously built up identity Could be crushed so rapidly.

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Rating: 4.35/5

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Zapper - January 23, 2011, 1:04 pm
Yeah, this is why I don't use Facebook or MySpace or any of that stuff.

SUPERMAN - Hasn't inspired anyone since 1993

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Rating: 3.16/5

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Zagato - April 18, 2010, 1:43 am
Hippopotosaurus - October 19, 2009, 11:50 am
i've seen a good artist version of this where superman then puts his fist through batman's head for that comment haha. none the less 4L's for you :)
DreMagnum - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm
then you are too young to be on here, GTFO
AwesomeJeezus - October 18, 2009, 10:50 pm
hey, that's the year i was born!

BATMAN - Lets see if he's got something on his belt for that

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Rating: 3.74/5

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Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 10:33 pm
Well, he does carry kryptonite.

BAD DAYS - Even Superman has them

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Rating: 3.43/5

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THANKSGIVING - Take the day off from fighting evil Today is turkey day

HEROES - This looks like a job for.... SUPER SQUIRREL!!!

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Rating: 3.35/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:44 am
Rocket J. Squirrel: Yo, Adrian, 'chek-out mah shirt!
jinxguy44 - February 8, 2016, 1:03 pm
So THAT'S what Rocky did after Bullwinkle left...
jinxguy44 - February 8, 2016, 1:03 pm
So THAT'S what Rocky did after Bullwinkle left...
agdaniele - October 5, 2010, 1:11 am
He doesn't hide them in the pacific northwest?
Cubbybear - October 4, 2010, 11:22 pm
I remember Secret Squirrel...so that's where he hides his nuts

BATMAN. - He May Be A Wimp. But He Is A Rich Wimp. With Kryptonite.

NARCISSISM - Who does Superman think he is?

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Rating: 3/5

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THE GLASSES - weren't cutting it anymore. It was time for a new disguise.

INCEST - On planet Krypton it's OK

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Rating: 3.55/5

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SumDumGuy - November 30, 2015, 8:57 am
Incest: When you're the last of your species, what other choice do you have?
TheHornyGoat - November 13, 2015, 2:27 am
Incest - it works reasonably well on game of thrones too!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:01 pm
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:00 pm
If a dude's cousin on earth was Supergirl, I think incest would be the last thing on his mind.
The Goat - October 8, 2009, 6:09 pm
"Hit it"? I'm pretty sure she's female...

PAPA SPANK! - A star-spangled spanking.

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Rating: 2.26/5

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jake - August 3, 2009, 8:04 am
art work, eh.... IDEA, niiiiiiice!

FINISH HIM!!! - Anyone Who Thinks That Batman Could Beat Superman In A Fight Is A Retard!!!

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Rating: 2.04/5

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xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:37 pm
They're both fucking tanks, but seriously, does anyone read this shit? IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
xGNAx - November 3, 2009, 3:02 pm
No. Batman is smarter, has enough resources, and plenty of money to handle Superman.
ComicGeekGal - August 29, 2009, 9:30 pm
Wow, anyone who thinks this doesn't read comic books. Batman beat Superman without a plan in Hush, could you imagine if he HAD a plan? Obviously, you're a f*cktard if you think that Batman doesn't carry Kyrptonite on his utility belt.
none ya - August 17, 2009, 1:47 pm
it's called kryptonite.
Toussaint - February 23, 2009, 8:22 pm
Superman takes it; no match.
Renee Pussman - February 23, 2009, 6:26 pm
Yeah, and then after Superman recovered he lazer eye'd the fuck out of that faggot Batman. Shut the fuck up joey, you don't know anything you fucking dick squeezer.
joey - February 23, 2009, 1:04 pm
batman did beat superman the joker controlled superman with red kryptonite then batman beat the shit out of him
Renee Pussman - January 26, 2009, 6:55 pm
Hey john doe... Shut the fuck up!
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:46 am
and im not directing this to the motifake mafia btw..so no puting a hit out on me god damn it.im yall's underling.lmao.yall's padawan.lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:45 am
lmao...acually i just wanted to jump in on the drama,hate being left out.and u fuckbags can say wut u want about me,all talk,no play.thats wut u are.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:43 am
ohh,least i forget the douchebags(not u overlord) who say there just cartoons...yeah no shit einstien,the thing is,its a fun topic to talk about.keyword,FUN! DICKCHEESE'S.we get the fact there not real.do you?
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:39 am
anyway...fuck'em both...chuck norris beat's them both...OMG,im on the norris bandwagen now,lmao.
john doe - November 25, 2008, 12:38 am
WOW!..you put up a poster of superman beating up batman,and man,will it start some drama.lmao.
poope - October 29, 2008, 4:09 pm
Overlord Douchebag - October 29, 2008, 11:33 am
We're on childish provocations already?
poope - October 29, 2008, 11:18 am
You know what? You are all Faggots! hahaha, eat shit you stupid fuck faces!
mortoth - October 28, 2008, 8:12 pm
of course superman could beat batman hes got every power under the god damned sun and thats why superman sucks hes boreing
your child again - October 28, 2008, 4:22 pm
Yes, "be should' have. Dumbfuck shitsucker, eat my ass, lick out my filthy diseased anus dripping with pus, and die like the sheepfucking dipshit you are, you pile of poope!
poope - October 28, 2008, 11:34 am
Hey poope and treners' illegitimate child, be should have aborted you!
poope and treners' illegitmate child - October 27, 2008, 6:20 pm
My parents are dumbasses.
Overlord Douchebag - October 27, 2008, 5:52 pm
Yes, that's lovely. Go see RONSART for your Card to get out. Have a nice day.
poope - October 27, 2008, 5:24 pm
hey overlord... fuck you too.
Overlord Douchebag - October 26, 2008, 7:26 pm
poope and Treners, please see RONSART for your Cards. I suggest you use them.
Treners - October 26, 2008, 7:06 pm
Poor, poor poope. Obvious Oedipus Complex.
poope - October 26, 2008, 4:52 pm
No dumb shit. By causing massive internal bleeding from the blunt force of my dick smashing down on you. You have never even had sex before Treners, and you probably never will. so you can go fuck yourself
Treners - October 23, 2008, 6:17 pm
Hey, you just named everyone else that was there fucking your Mom with me! As for your dick, what are you talking about? Lethal injection with that teeny needle???
poope - October 23, 2008, 5:36 pm
Treners, The only time you have ever had sex is with your hand, your brother, or your dog you faggot, so don't act like you are all cool. And I wish I could find you. I would kill you with my dick!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 23, 2008, 1:13 pm
Hold on a motherfucking second here! "Batman is superior in every way"??? Let's see them both fly through the sun and see who's smiling afterwards. Bats is awesome, to be sure, but Superman is the goddamn Superman!
LogicDude - October 23, 2008, 1:03 pm
You want to find me poope? Go look in your Mom's room...I'm the one wearing the Batman mask and Superman cape fucking your Mom in the ass.
poope - October 23, 2008, 11:47 am
Hey Treners, fuck you! You stupid piece of shit. Eat a fat dick and then choke on it you bitch. I would kill you if I knew who you were.
Treners - October 22, 2008, 5:42 pm
Seriously, who fucking cares about who could beat who? They're fictional characters. Get a life, for fucks sake.
Renee - October 22, 2008, 4:42 pm
Seriously, YOU are such a fuck face. Batman could NOT beat Superman. Fucking idiot. And Supes has beaten Batman before many times. Fuck you stupid Fucker
Jebus2099 - October 21, 2008, 10:05 pm
Who ever posted this is the real retard! It has been proven time and time again that Batman is superior in every way and could take down not only Superman but almost everyone else in the JLA. If you want proof read "Batman: The Dark Knight Returns" and th
pro - October 16, 2008, 3:19 am
OD: thanks for your concern about my ass! But go easy on the MotiFatwa, eh? MWLF: you're welcome! RON: you know how to spoil a boy! I hope you're a sexy nurse with big breasts and a red box...
RON - October 16, 2008, 2:05 am
Overlord Douchebag - October 16, 2008, 12:52 am
No, but I can put one out now. Whoever removes pro from Motifake for all eternity gets spared from the Nightmare Realm. So..Hurry up, chop chop.
Johnny - October 16, 2008, 12:41 am
Wow.. Pro, inviting the wrath of the motifake.com mafia. Anyone have a contract out on him?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:21 am
I'm sorry, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, pro can lick my anus and then write an essay about how its the best out of all the anii he's ever tasted. nah, no hard feelings. :)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:19 am
-- clothes, so you smell like piss and bile. And then the victim finally dies and he shits himself, so you smell shit and piss and bile, and then you notice your shoelace is untied. Some days, huh?
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 16, 2008, 12:18 am
Thank you, Pro, for the spelling correction! Gee whiz I hate to make mistakes. It's almost as annoying as when you're killing a guy, and you've prepared for the blood everywhere, and then suddenly there's piss and bile everywhere, and it gets on your cl
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 10:22 pm
I can honestly say I never have been, Porcelina. And it's not something I want to experience. I may be an Overlord of unfathomable douchebaggery, but I have my limits.
Roamer - October 15, 2008, 9:50 pm
In Soviet Russia girl rape you. ^_^
Porcelina - October 15, 2008, 9:35 pm
Oh, don't act like you've never been invaded by penis creature from the dark beyond
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 9:23 pm
I'm not angry, I just don't want your dumb ass getting us invaded by penis creatures from the dark beyond.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Nah, I'm not surprised.
pro - October 15, 2008, 9:08 pm
Has anybody ever told you you look charming when you're angry, OD?
Overlord Douchebag - October 15, 2008, 8:39 pm
Go suck a dick, pro. MWLF could call down an invasion of countless Multi-penis-ed beasts from beyond the stars. Do you REALLY want to piss him off?
pro - October 15, 2008, 7:11 pm
MWLF: it's spelled "etiquette". (You faggot hoover fucker, go eat shit and die.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 15, 2008, 6:04 pm
Ahh, the genteel manners and loquacious ettiquette of the internet!
renee - October 15, 2008, 4:28 pm
Ummm, who asked you faggot face? Why don't you go eat shit and die.
LilGerm - October 15, 2008, 4:00 pm
ANYONE who argues about the fighting skills of fictional characters is...well, you know the rest!

C H O I C E S - You can either remain a social misfit or you can forget your sorrows, and perhaps score with Wonder Woman.

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Rating: 3.89/5

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Derek - February 24, 2010, 6:38 pm
Fancy dress - come as you are!

EPIPHANIES - Those fleeting moments when your stupidity steps aside for your brilliance.

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Rating: 2.56/5

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Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 8:57 am
Superman could eat him and the whole weapon x program and shit out an adamantium memorial to the whole thing.
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 6:36 am
i forgot he was in mrvel and SM was dc... but same theory applies to the marvel universe... since one of his powers is breaking the 4th wall.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 2, 2008, 3:46 am
Deadpool is from a different universe (Marvel) but even if he did, it's a bit hard to see a threat there. Would you ever tell on anyone who could make your head fly into space with the flick of a finger?
shtoink - October 2, 2008, 3:27 am
i wonder if deadpool knows all these guys' scret identities...


SLAP A JAP - Superman says you can!

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Rating: 2.77/5

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When you want to kill someone badly enough - May 25, 2009, 4:37 am
You've gotta do what you've gotta do.
Weapon X - October 12, 2008, 1:33 am
wow...didn't realize that it posted even if I hit the "back" button...
Weapon X - October 12, 2008, 1:28 am
Fine example of the classic war propaganda that spawned such characters as Wonder Woman. It had a certain purpose back then but it's just funny now. We need to stop getting so bent out of shape over racism and treat it with the contempt that it deserves
Weapon X - October 12, 2008, 1:27 am
Fine example of the old-school war propaganda that spawned such characters as Wonder Woman. It was made for a certain purpose back then but it's just funny now. We need to stop getting so bent out of shape over racism and treat it with the contempt that
Weapon X - October 12, 2008, 1:25 am
This is a fine example of the old-school war propaganda that spawned such characters as Wonder-Woman. It was made for a certain purpose back then but it's just funny now. We really need to stop getting so bent out of shape over racism and treat it with
Weapon X - October 12, 2008, 1:24 am
This is a fine example of the old-school war propaganda that spawned such characters as Wonder-Woman. It was made for a certain purpose back then but it's just funny now. We really need to treat racism with the contempt that it deserves.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 11:41 am
Citing context of the cultural mores of that era is just another way of saying that teh ends justify the means, and I don't believe they ever do. The consequences of using racism for propaganda are long lasting and can harm in ways that far outlast wars.
TigerKid - September 30, 2008, 10:30 am
RnR for the win.
RnR - September 30, 2008, 7:10 am
weeelll.. if you can't find anything "wrong" with those, then surely you can't disapprove of the posters and videos that Taliban and Al-Qaeda use nowadays...
pro - September 30, 2008, 2:52 am
Oh, come on, MWLF - getting to be a post-hoc, PC, bleeding-heart liberal in your old age? "Why we fight" was a series of propaganda movies intended to raise popular support amongst Americans for the US involvement in WWII. Context, old boy.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 30, 2008, 2:16 am
Yeah, the 'internment' of Japanese Americans was shameful. Even beloved sappy film director Frank Capra made a bunch of racist films for the government that portrayed the Japanese as an 'inferior race'. :(
RnR - September 29, 2008, 1:32 pm
even one (several) step(s) further: concentration camps.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - September 29, 2008, 12:30 pm
As much as the USA was attacked by Japan at Pearl Harbor, it always makes me a little sick to see the racism used at the time as pro-US jingoistic propaganda. What's worse is that this a very mild example! They got so very bad.
Ag218 - September 29, 2008, 12:19 pm
This is why my comic book loving grandfather hated foreigners.

WRONG!!!!! - A guy who has bullets bouncing off his eyeballs doesn't need a shield!

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Rating: 4.16/5

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P0TaT0King - June 11, 2010, 1:33 pm
Why is marvel and DC mixing wtf is up with this picture

HOW APPROPRIATE - An overrated superhero going against the star of an overrated anime, Let's hope they kill each other, but not here of course

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Rating: 1.88/5
Woodywood03a - August 18, 2009, 1:55 am
This is going way too far!!!!! Please for the love of pete... stop making crossovers posters!!!!

CROSSOVERS - "I'm stronger!" "No, I'm stronger!

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Rating: 2.14/5

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forseti - July 8, 2010, 4:26 am
Charlie Sheen is Superman?!?
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
...not that there's anything wrong with that... ;)
jake - August 6, 2009, 9:21 am
I know a gay guy with this mural painted on his wall..........he's 26
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 9:16 am
I know a kid with this mural painted on his bedroom wall...................he's 6


THOR - The dude you call when superheroes need a superhero


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Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 3:43 pm
It's on the same page. Just click "new cracked article."
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:38 pm
have a link to the other article cant find anything
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 3:36 pm
lmao old superman? gawd
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:36 pm
Oh, wait, I'm wrong...just read another article. lol This is a character reboot. It's supposed to be an aged superman, but everyone is joking about how much it looks like Santa Claus. Still works for the poster though, I think.
Bartimaeus - December 23, 2009, 2:21 pm
I think it's just a joke thing, Heavy Metal Santa. It's satire about comics that try TOO hard to be dark and gritty. http://xrayvision.today.com/2009/10/12/why-we-dont-need-dark-and-gritty-reboots/
mmmBingSoo - December 23, 2009, 2:13 pm
is this real? source?

FLYING - Just Throw Yourself At The Ground As Hard As You Can And Miss

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Rating: 2.97/5

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lightquake - January 4, 2010, 2:00 pm
:( Comic book reference? You think this is a comic book reference? Forget about your parents' basement, you live in a CAVE.
Bartimaeus - October 24, 2009, 6:19 pm
I'd be great at flying, but I'm just too damn accurate!
WTFO - July 24, 2009, 12:40 am
Wow Zed. You attack others and accuse them of "living in your parents' basement" and your number one is a comic book reference. You really shouldn't judge others lives based on your own.
Beerbeforetheend - April 16, 2009, 11:13 am
Incredible how easy some Motifakers outrace all the Stuff that usually is nailed to the Wall... Great Pic, great Hitchhikerreference
RandomGeek - March 4, 2009, 2:38 am
Awesome reference. 5 lions

PRESIDENT LUTHOR? - How stoned were the Americans of the DC Universe?!

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agdaniele - April 18, 2010, 12:57 am
the dude, we no longer allow any political posters or conversation here... we've created a sister site - politifake.org - where you'll find plenty of receptive users. Thank you!
the dude - April 18, 2010, 12:55 am
Least he did a better job than what obama's doing
Hypercat-Z - July 30, 2009, 6:48 am
Was Nixon any better?
a name of no use - July 29, 2009, 1:15 pm
Don't look at me, I voted for the Joker. "Vote For Me, Or I'll Kill You" pwns "Change You Can Believe In" any day of the week!
Anonymous2 - July 29, 2009, 1:12 pm
Oh, come on. With some of the people the real world has elected (opinion varied by your political affiliation), is it any wonder a powerful & rich white man with a past gets elected?


THE SPANISH INQUISITION - Is coming to get him

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Rating: 2.64/5

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garv - August 1, 2009, 9:00 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
garv - August 1, 2009, 8:59 pm
Pity you have no sense of humor
Highlord - December 23, 2008, 11:59 am
Pity there hasn't been a spanish inquisition since 1834

THIS - is the son of Jor-El

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Rating: 4.47/5

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tellitlikeitis - August 29, 2011, 8:55 pm
Wow, he certainly made his trillions.
joeprimo - August 29, 2011, 8:07 pm
hoorays for my first motifake, ynuk yunk
Verdeckt - August 26, 2011, 9:12 pm
Old 5chool 5uperman reference, Nice.

SUPERMAN - Where are you now?

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Rating: 2.67/5

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Lolz - July 28, 2009, 6:41 pm
Genesis - Writers of those lyrics
Cheesy Poofs - June 30, 2009, 1:47 am
when everything's gone wrong somehow...
Schifty - November 19, 2008, 2:09 pm
he makes a better superman and would make a kik ass superhero.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:29 am
I have just realised what site I am on... I do know that is the wrong video for my last two comments.
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:29 am
On second thoughts, what I should have said was, "He is down with the sickness."
Kung-Fu Devil - September 25, 2008, 5:28 am

FOLLOW YOUR DREAM - Never mind if people laugh at you.

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Rating: 3.77/5

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Mic - December 18, 2010, 11:41 am
supper man

SUPERMAN - The 'S' isn't for smart!

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Rating: 3.72/5

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agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
I'm watching IP addys... only seems to be a few.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
I had picked up on it a little bit, but I didn't realize it was a pandemic.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
Only a few... you notice them when number of votes are relatively low. I figure it's some jaded seedlings... although I've seen some poster-less timmys lurking lately, too.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:41 pm
Have been for days now, Haar... haven't noticed? There's a few behind tyhe scenes 1L-ing most everything.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Another diamond. Were the timmies out in force today?
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:44 pm
LMFAO! 5 S's

SUPERMAN - Faster than a speeding bullet. Can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Can run through plate glass..BONK..well two out of three ain't bad.

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Rating: 3.68/5

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IF THIS IS THE JUSTICE LEAGUE... - ...then I'd hate to see the Avengers.

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Rating: 2.39/5

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Mega48man - May 11, 2011, 8:14 pm
batman looks epic as hell
Acey - May 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
Yeah but what's up with SuperFlab
zagato - May 4, 2009, 11:14 pm
the green arrow is not that bad

COMING 2010 - Quentin Tarantino's Superman

SUPER POWERS - Joey learned earlier that gravity was no match for him

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Rating: 4.13/5

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BATMAN - Chuck Norris is next!

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Rating: 2.5/5

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Ryan - October 28, 2008, 2:38 am
what movie is that off of?
Toussaint - September 3, 2008, 8:35 pm
Please! Superman is taking a nap fighting batman.
Zaknafeiin - July 11, 2008, 1:57 pm
Batman 3: Death by Sodomy

DONKEY PUNCH - She got one.

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:30 am
Tunnel = 1
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:18 am
That's a donkey punch?
Woodywood03a - August 4, 2009, 6:36 pm
Superman and Wonder woman got in to a game of tag, Superman saw Wonderwoman and chased her, as soon as he got up to her, he tryed to tag but then hits her.
TigerKid - July 20, 2008, 6:37 pm
What the hell?


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SUPERMAN - Making life's little problems seem... Lighter.

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enterthejoker - July 25, 2011, 7:42 pm
Jackl - November 8, 2010, 6:07 pm
brings to mind a lecture given by Larry Niven titled Superman is an endangered species
Zed - May 9, 2010, 11:34 am
Three kinds of wrong, and yet so funny it's right! 5 Lions!
Weapon X - April 10, 2010, 9:34 pm
LogicDude - November 20, 2009, 10:52 am
Holy Kryptonite that's funny!!! 5 quadraplegic Lions!


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.

SUPERMAN FAIL - Where were you on that one, huh?

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Mark - August 19, 2009, 9:16 am
Not only not funny but in extremely poor taste. 1 failed lion cub for you Nero.
Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:13 am
A lot posters on this website are funny. This one sure as hell isn't.
Toussaint - June 29, 2009, 1:08 am
Not funny or whatever it was supposed to be, at all.
WTFO - June 29, 2009, 12:34 am
3000 people died on that day. I don't think it's funny when some geek makes a tie in to the mass death of innocents and a cartoon. Freedom of speech I guess, I just don't find humor in it.
St.Lol - June 29, 2009, 12:19 am
Dude i dont get you people. This is full of lol.
Bob Chin - November 26, 2008, 1:56 pm
notlol.... Ah the irony, hence I lold. Motifake...Demotivational can be sad. That's why I love this rollercoaster of a website.
notlol - November 26, 2008, 2:28 am
I think 90% of these posters fail at making anybody laugh
Claire - November 25, 2008, 2:08 pm
Well seeing as Superman fails anyway, AND he's a fictional character, this poster isn't even funny in an "I'm going to Hell" way; it's not even relevant to anything.
DetectiveArcher - September 16, 2008, 9:54 pm
A failure? Possibly. Has no respect for his country? Maybe. Pretty friggin hilarious? Definitely.
RubberDucky - August 7, 2008, 12:53 am
Wow who ever made this is a failure and if you live in the US you have no respect for your country.
Zed - August 4, 2008, 9:06 pm
Well, according to the movie, he was off in space, thanks to Lex Luthor and some well-bribed Astronomers.
Shtoink - August 1, 2008, 2:57 am
prolly off saving his peice of ass in metropolis

HULA HOOPS - Apparently They're Badass On Krypton

DAMN! - That "Super Matador" from Krypton takes all the fun out of Bullfighting!

SUPERMAN'S BUSY - so the agency sent me.....

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DRUNK CHICK AT THE PARTY - Her Laugh disgusts Superman

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domobrotha - January 1, 2009, 4:06 am
ahhhhh...i c thong tan lines...very nice..lol
Drenix - September 28, 2008, 5:51 pm
Mortal Kombat vs. DC Universe. That's Sonia Blade.
TigerKid - August 19, 2008, 6:52 pm
What's this from?
Agamemnon218 - August 19, 2008, 11:45 am
VERY awesome!

The Writing's On The Wall -

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Greybeard - July 7, 2014, 11:06 pm
Thank you :)
MissPriss - July 7, 2014, 1:43 am
Bahaha and 5L of my famous teehees.


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Rating: 4.4/5

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Coombsy007 - January 9, 2012, 11:14 am
How dare you! Superman will never die! :-Þ
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:52 am
super man retires. he just wears the suit to remember the glory days.

Superman Vs Stalin -

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WE KNOW - We were trying not to laugh the whole time.

BATMAN VS SUPERMAN - This fight would be so much more epic if the winner wasn't determined by a green rock.

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SUPERMAN VS JEDI - most epic battle since Zidane vs Materazzi

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LogicDude - June 23, 2009, 3:00 pm
Hold on...I'll just roll this 20-sided die and...
agdaniele - June 23, 2009, 12:49 am
Not to mention the highest power.... water damage.
Preacher Man - June 23, 2009, 12:47 am
This would actually be a close fight. Remember, Superman is vulnerable to magic, and Jedi/Sith force manipulation counts as magic. The sabers wouldn't hurt him at first, but some Force Lightning could weaken him so the sabers would actually hurt him.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - December 11, 2008, 11:41 pm
Superman could eat a light saber for breakfast. Also, flying beats jumping really well.

THE BLUES - Let someone else save the day for a change.

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dear isis -

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Reality Lord - October 16, 2014, 6:32 am

you can, but then you'd get a nasty pm from us mods warning you about cheating the system blah blah blah. :)
Greybeard - October 16, 2014, 12:23 am
I wish I could like this 100 times. :)

You are who you choose to be. -

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mizzdizz - April 12, 2015, 1:06 pm
Ah....the delusionary lies our parents taught us! I want to be Silver Surfer! LOL! 5 L

Batman v Superman -

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MissPriss - April 28, 2015, 12:37 am
5L love it! You should post it over at remake as well.
concern3 - April 27, 2015, 4:23 am
excellent a 5er

STUFF-HUG-PLAY - In my experience, it's generally Hug-Play-Stuff-Sleep.

HOLD ON... - If Superman was wearing glasses, wouldn't he just be Clark Kent?

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Rating: 3.92/5

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spypengen - May 6, 2012, 7:26 pm
5L for the mind bomb
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
Thanks for the chuckle!

SUPERMAN YOU IDIOT - No one can throw a kid that high; your covers blown!!

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Rating: 3.86/5

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zoomer296 - March 9, 2013, 7:53 pm
I love it when a grammar nazi fails.
zazale - June 13, 2011, 10:01 am
LOL Grammar FAIL.. I can't believe I missed that one!!
RexyD - June 13, 2011, 5:34 am
That's "grammar"
the1stCOMMI3 - June 12, 2011, 4:37 pm
grammer *cover's blown* 5till, pretty funny

SUPERMAN - When they called you a strange visitor from another planet, they weren't kidding!

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HAL8999 - April 24, 2010, 8:47 pm
Possibly Kryptonese has no word corresponding to 'foreplay'?
LogicDude - October 6, 2009, 10:36 am
But why leave now? You SEE her playing with her hair, I think she's just getting started!

'70S SUPERMAN - Because he's super cool! Can ya dig it you jive turkey?

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CATWOMAN & POWER GIRL - FOUR good reasons for a team-up!


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Cheeseman - June 22, 2009, 6:01 am
I really fucking like this one, nice pic and quote. 5 lions


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Fatty - December 11, 2008, 5:01 pm
You are not funny... stop flooding this site with your crap.

BUKKAKE - Now weaponized by supervillains

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CROSSOVERS - Sometimes they are borderline slash-fiction.

SUPERMAN-PRIME - He'll kill you! He'll kill you to death!!!

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Guest091 - August 19, 2009, 9:22 am
Talking about stating the obvious, this is it.

FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS - Live out their superman fantasies from skyscrapers


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LogicDude - August 10, 2009, 8:23 am
It's got the "RONSMARK" in the lower right...and there seems to be a glitch in the matrix...author shows in multiposter view but not in single view...
RONSART - August 9, 2009, 9:47 pm
MINE...never got credit for it when posted...many moons ago...lol
Agent K - August 9, 2009, 9:03 pm
omg that's hilarious but once again anonymous *sigh*

Supercage -

WWSD - Save the Day and get the Girl Jesus would do neither

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REDNEKID - July 14, 2011, 4:04 pm
No Jesus saved the world forever!

BROKEBACK SUPERMAN - Clark, why can't I quit you!?

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... - August 24, 2009, 8:43 am
Wrong. So wrong.

KARAOKE - Who knew Superman was such a big Paula Abdul fan?

BATMAN - "Look at the time!! My stories are on!!"

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Rating: 2.62/5

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PINK POWER - The big secret? She's not using mind control!

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sanitizer - June 9, 2010, 11:23 am
TheTrashHeap: Shut the hell up and mind your own damn business!
TheTrashHeap - June 9, 2010, 8:26 am
Wait maybe it's this one!

SUPERMAN - You so wanted to be him when you were a kid. Now you are a grown up. And your're just being ridiculous.

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Rating: 2.33/5

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SUPERMAN - Stole My Milk... and i think it gave him a boner...

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Rating: 1.86/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - November 27, 2008, 2:10 am
Even if Supes were not well endowed, he could still probably ejaculate through a foot thick steel door. If his sperm can fly, you do not want him ejaculating at all, or the air will be abuzz with the little fuckers.
Lloyd - November 27, 2008, 1:57 am
Superman has an unusually small penis... Why else would he need to overcompensate with all this macho saving the world bullshit.
Zed - November 17, 2008, 7:56 pm
If SUPERMAN had a boner, you wouldn't have to THINK about it.
Aries - November 17, 2008, 7:56 pm
thats Mildly DISTURBING

LOOK! UP IN THE SKY! - It's a Bird... It's a Plane...

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the1stCOMMI3 - September 15, 2011, 4:01 pm
this is just... well let me say that you don't need to read the poster to see it's funny as hell
Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:30 am
And I'm damn proud of my bung hole.


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Faceplant31 - July 22, 2010, 6:29 pm
Amsome Bart! 5L
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
Who are you kidding? You inspired the BC comic!
Reality Lord - July 22, 2010, 6:23 pm

whoa...dating myself...i actually had this comic as a kid.
agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 6:22 pm


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Rating: 3.21/5

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SUPERMAN - wouldn't last two weeks in highschool

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timmeh - September 23, 2009, 6:21 am
Woo Chuck norris is going to kick his ass xD

MAN OF STEEL - Superman isn't the only one Lois Lane likes


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Bartimaeus - September 7, 2009, 2:36 pm
That "mutt" is our president, you racist.
Gorp - June 12, 2009, 5:38 pm
WTF is the jug-earred mutt doing up there?
well - February 13, 2009, 8:06 pm
the guy with the "O" is black sooo....he is better
Toussaint - January 26, 2009, 8:43 am
Paint over the pretender wanna-be Superman on the far right and this is a good poster
7inchesofwood - January 25, 2009, 3:54 pm
aww, is 3" green with envy? we 7 to 9 inchers please outstandingly
Sean - January 25, 2009, 2:11 pm
hey rusty nuts ... don't brag.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 2:03 pm
8 inches of steel...lol
Cubbybear - January 25, 2009, 1:50 pm
It may be Ron, but are you a man of steel?

WHOAH - You've thought about this way too much

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Zed - November 17, 2008, 7:38 pm
AG218, actually, since Argo City has recently been unshrunk (Action #870,) they CAN have that conversation at Thanksgiving!
GoForthAndDie - November 17, 2008, 7:36 pm
Apparently they weren't from South Krypton.
Zed - November 17, 2008, 7:36 pm
Charles, that was from an old Silver Age issue of Action Comics, when they didn't HAVE storylines, just single-issue stories.
Ag218 - October 3, 2008, 11:46 am
"And Thanksgiving at your mom's is a pretty awkward ordeal as it is!"
Charles - October 1, 2008, 7:06 pm
Wow, what storyline was THAT from??

RED KRYPTONITE - He said later it was because of red kryptonite, that lying misogynist bastard

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Ag218 - December 27, 2008, 4:12 am
What was the word he used? "Uppity?"

THE OTHER WORLD'S FINEST - The way you WANNA see it!

SUPERMAN - The world's most amazing cross dresser


ZOMBIE SUPERMAN - No one can save you now

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PAT BOONE - Superman's greatest foe

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oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:48 pm
no need to fear the boobs are here!
Chef - May 13, 2010, 7:13 pm
Ah boobs, is there anything they can't do?
RocketSnake - May 13, 2010, 7:11 pm
EVERYTHING is a job for boobs.

JIMMY OLSEN, ACIDHEAD - Well, Jimmy, you do think your best friend can fly!

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Scorpio7 - November 21, 2008, 1:26 pm
The babe in this drawing is LUCY LANE, the sister of LOIS, and is employed as a Flight Attendant.
Amaterasu - November 14, 2008, 2:50 pm
Or maybe someone slipped you a dose of LSD.
Captain Douchebag - September 26, 2008, 4:38 pm
Superman's outright denied ever knowing Jimmy in a couple issues, both as Superman and Clark Kent..I feel I've read too many comics.
Agamemnon218 - August 22, 2008, 2:06 pm
If you asked Superman, he'd say they were only acquaintences... Poor Jimmy!

KINGDOM COME: THE MOVIE - Okay, I'll admit. I wanna see this!

JUST CAUSE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH... - I've included your three favorite things... * Politifake * anime * tunnel... all in one annoying poster!!

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Rating: 1.83/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 18, 2009, 2:14 am
Why is that obvious?...maybe you don't know what comics are....I mean, you seem to have no idea what funny is.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 18, 2009, 2:11 am
Obviously I know what comic books are; I was stretching the definition a bit.
LogicDude - August 17, 2009, 1:39 pm
Nooooo Wood-Man, Superman is from Krypton and Wonder Woman is from Paradise Island...get THAT straight LOL!!!
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 12:29 pm
Oh yeah... Anime is from Japan... Superman and Wonder Woman is from the U.S.A. also, it is called comic books here. get that straight!!!
Woodywood03a - August 17, 2009, 12:27 pm
Thats just a low bow man!!! why did you put this shit on here??? And also, Superman and Wonder Woman??? I think not. wrong Comic.
motifake - August 17, 2009, 7:45 am

That was pretty funny
Ed-Hyde - August 17, 2009, 7:11 am
5L for being the first one obnoxious enough to do it! Congratulations Paul!

SUPER MARVELOUS - The Nazis are pretty much f*cked with this duo!